This was meant as an idea for the DVD main menu of "The Osbournes, Season One". The whole concept was that we would have a long zoom from outside the house, in through the window, and finally to this little chunk of wall, with its parodic vision of the old-time family portrait and framed sampler. My favorite detail is the wall paper--funny how by putting things into a pattern, even bats, drops of blood, and the numbers "666" can seem pretty and heartwarming.

Why didn't this make it? Because the project was pulled before we even had a chance to submit the designs--hence the lack of buttons on this menu. I didn't even get enough time to type 'em on.